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One year anniversary of the day you quit smoking cigarettes
"Good on ya, mate! Happy Blowing Away Day!"
A blow job that is going normal until the person giving the blow job realizes that the person receiving it has herpes and feels the "mountainous" bumps.
Person 1 - "How's your day?"
Person 2 - "It was going well until I realized Jimmy had herpes while I was giving him a Mountainous Blow Job!"
Person 1 - "Oh no! That sucks!"
A typically overweight or relatively unattractive woman used exclusively for sex or sexual acts, from a more rural community or region.
Let's go to the local dive bar and wrangle us up a few mountain blow pigs!
When someone makes you to reach at a level of frustration and disappointment and then you need to aim this energy to him.
e.x. You’re making me blow my top with this passive aggressive attitude of yours young man. Stop it immediately or I will do something really bad to you.
the act of oral sex after anal intercourse
i took it out of her butt and she said, " i want to blow the dirty whistle."
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1. "I was blowing sand with Erik last night."
2. "I've never blown sand before."
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Getting a blow job while driving a bronco getting chased by the cops, then when you nut you pop that bitch with your 9. Almost always results in some sort of jail time.
I got a very nice Blow J. Simpson yesterday.
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