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A type of job that is repetitive, redundant, and takes no talent at all. most common example would be sign twirling.
"Dude my sign twirling work is a drag, the only plus is it's a total iPod job"
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When you are having sex and pull out, you remove the condom, but then finish ejaculating on the girls vagina. An optional part is naming your son or daughter "T.J."
OMG he gave me a ty job last night! I thought he pulled out!
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to mislead someone, con them, lead them astray, or to "shine someone on" or B.S. them.
"She gave him a total wax job; said she was going out with her girlfriend but really had a date with that biker dude from the bar."
"Promising lower taxes and more Social Security benefits is a Government wax job."
Wax Job = Sign at car wash: "Unlimited Time! (up to 15 minutes)."
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when you drink a large quantity of water (2+ liters at one time), then have a female partner perform Fellatio/give you a BJ/head, and then unbeknownst to them unload a stream of piss in her mouth. Normally done as an act of Vengence or as a comical surprise.
Becky, I was givin Hal a blow job and just as i was getting into it, he unleashed a piss stream with the fury of a waterfall. I was exasperated. Then he exclaimed "baby, I just gave you a Brita job"
Becky, I was givin Hal a blow job and just as i was getting into it, he unleashed a piss stream with the fury of a waterfall. I was exasperated. Then he exclaimed "Yea Fuck Chuck behind my back, You fucked up! Now get outta my house!" I thought that was a secret, how did he find out.
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A complete and utter failure at any particular activity (sports, driving, walking, etc...), when a person does something so horribly that it warrants laughter it is appropriate for one to yell out "Schmib Job"
Wow that guy that just tripped over the curb pulled off one hell of a schmib job.
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When two guys are having sex with a single female and ejaculate all over her backside. Then they smooth it out with their dicks like spackle and wait for it to dry.
Rick and Morty gave Beth a union job last night.
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when getting a hanbjob, blowjob, the sex, or other sexual activities done in a tinted out lincoln
That party last night was crazy. I getting a tint job in the linc the whole night.
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