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Originating from the title of a song by Boston psychopath/frontman GG Allin that was, in fact, actually about being last in line for a gang bang. The term is somewhat uncommon, but occasionally used by people in the New England hardcore and punk scenes, where it refers to someone who is late to a trend (or late to drop it), unaware of big news or changes, or generally clueless. It can be used against oneself or a friend in a comically self-depricating fashion, or against someone as an insult.
"What? You guys are gonna meet at O'Malley's in fifteen minutes? Fuck, I had no idea... I'm always last in line for the gang bang."
"No one told you that the show was cancelled? Shit, dude, you're always last in line for the gang bang, I swear."
"Of course you're still wearing a Papa Roach shirt. You're always last in line for the gang bang, you retard."
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This applies to any skanky girl who lives in a city who thinks she is "country". She may have a bit more rythm than her non instructor counterparts. Her main purpose in life is to mooch free crappy beer off guys who have girlfriends or wives. Also an evil temptress.
The Line Dance Instructor/Whore slept with five guys tonight.
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When You Got Somebody Else To Mess With
You got somebody lined up for your 18th?
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Same thing as when someon blings yo line Except u don’t want them to
Example:
Marco: yo,yo,yo(x8)
Rickey: bro fuck off my line dam
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A figure of speech in the deep south referring to a person that is trying to hook up with the same person that you are trying to hook up with.
Bill: Hey Tom! I took Kate out on a date last night. We had a good time.
Tom: WTF Bill! Why are you runnin my trot lines!!! I have been trying to get with Kate all week man.
"If you aren't in a hurry to leave the store, there will be little or no delay in getting a clerk to ring you up. But if you're pressed for time --- or even more so, if you're car-pooling with someone who is on a tight schedule --- THAT'S when there will be hold-ups galore... a long line in front of you, a customer with one or more heaped-full shopping-carts, one or more price-discrepancies that hafta be tediously resolved (i.e., the puzzled clerk is obliged to walk back with you to the shelf to look at the price-labels, a supervisor or the store-manager has to be called over), a balky card-scanner, etc."
Whenever someone who's giving me a ride is kind enough to let me stop at a store to grab a few items, I always try to make very sure that I have everything all "set and prepared" before I head to the register, so that I personally seldom create a problem (i.e., cause any delays myself with issues like not having the proper payment ready or being unsure of a price or quantity) with Murphy's Law of Checkout-Lines. That way, even if my driver has to wait linger than expected for me to hastily scamper back outside with my loaded shopping-bags, he won't be able to direct his impatient frustration at me --- "Sorry for the delay; I did indeed get everything tossed in my cart very quickly, but there was a long line in front of me, and they were short-staffed today, so they only had once register open."
he always has a plan somehow, every time something bad happens, he just has a plan, oh and he is the leader of the Van Der Line gang
Arthur I, Dutch Van Der Line, have a plan