content machine

In reality, he's nothing but a meat shield

I'm a content machine pepeW

Content Machine

someone cringe who can't be cancelled

I hate content machine

Slot Machining

Slot Machining, also known as Dick Cracking, is when the male genitals are pushed down in a certain way causing a ligament "crack" sound and forces the penis to bounce back up like a Slot Machine lever.

Slot Machining feels good, try it.

"Dude, I was having sex last night with Lyndrid and I got Slot Machined!"
"What the fuck is Slot Machining"
"Yk when your dick cracks and bounces back up."
"You're fucking weird, dude."

Pasta Machine

The Pasta Machine is a synonym for ass, you can produce shit with yo ass, so u can produce pasta withe the Pasta Machine, since both are produced in the ass/Pasta Machine its equals the same so it is like Shit is the same as Pasta. It also can be used as a compliment.

see in the example

1) Joe: Dude, i ate PASTA the whole night.

Robert: WTF, this is gross dude.

2) You: Nice Pasta Machine.

Girl: ehhhm, thanks i guess.
(She dont know what u mean, except if has read this )

Simple Machine

A simple machine

A glue is a simple machine.

The Machine

A skinny ass white boy with a yee yee ass hair cut

Guy: yo is that the Machine?

Lightning Machine

Some small streamer whos decently good at tetris, and minecraft bed wars, quite friendly too

Have you seen Lightning Machine around? I think he's taking a break