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An extremely good looking man with a huge penis that is guaranteed to give a woman multiple orgasms. Will be there for you through the good and bad times.
Why are these sheets soaking wet? Was a Matt here?
Matt, or Matthew. Kind, caring, understanding, fun, funny, smart, and much more. Easy to get along with.
You can count on Matt to be the calm one out of the group, but if you take the time to piss him off, he will go cobra kai on you.
Matt is a great person, and an even better friend. You can always count on him. :)
Matt S is a great person! :D
My definition of Matt is a kind, caring, understanding, funny, and smart guy. He’s easy to get along with, and also easy to talk to. He’s usually calm, but if you piss him off he will go cobra Kai on you. He’s a amazing person and and even better friend.
Matt is tough, but also has a few soft spot. If you have a Matt/Matthew in your life, you are lucky.
Idk what to say so, matt is a very good person.
Matt is such a lovely person and is definitely a keeper, for sure. Matt is a hilarious friend and has an awesome sense of humour, and he'll never fail to make you laugh. Sometimes Matt could get a little upset or self-conscious about something, but I hope that he knows his friends will always be there for him when he feels down. Matt is really one of the kindest mfs you will ever meet. Even if he acts like a crackhead when it comes to hangouts, he is still perfect in every way. If you ever have a friend like Matt you are extremely lucky and should be really grateful to have someone like him in your life and it's worth it.
If you drop Matt, you’re making a big mistake.
A guy with the biggest penis that is the size of Godzilla, Matt can also touch a girl and give her 8 exact orgasims. He’s also a Jedi with his meat he can make it levitate and choke you with it. Matt isn't your average guy, this guy is capable of things you didn't know existed. He’s also a sex god and go 56 hours without busting in one session. People named “Matt” usually have a 1 on a rice purity test. When you see a “Matt” do not engage him.
That kid sitting behind you in the car with a massive shlong and has the dankest of personality. He tends to lick his fingers when your not looking for good luck
Dude a Matt is behind me and I’m so hard right now? Yes I’m so hard right now!