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People who think milkshake is the name of Shakespeare.
'Matt: what's his name? milkshake?'
'Tony: Do you mean Shakespeare?'
'Matt: wow omg!! how'd you know?'
'Tony: I watch Josh otunsoya *evil laugh*'
okk so, Matt.
He’s a character from the show, Eddsworld.
He is OBSESSED WITH HIS F A C E
Yeah-
(people ship him with a dead person named edd, the creator of eddsworld
they are friends, dont you dare-)
Oh also he got hit by Tord in the end part 2 because he wanted to press a button.
Poor matt.
And also rip his eyes from seeing the horrible fanfic in Fan Service 2.
That was a unholy fanfic-
basically like this,
I like Matt. He’s very obsessed with his face
People ship him with a dead person.
Matt is a character from the fangame Dayshift at Freddy’s (DSAF) trilogy. Matt is a creepy virgin with a creepy smile that everyone hates. He will sell you anything for faztokens. Make sure to be careful around Matt as his virgin-ness is very contagious.
Example: Matt has a shit eating smile
He’d smoke you in a 1v1 on ARK even if he is playing with half an xbox, you’re dog water, get some PR.
Matt is really good at ARK.
Matt is a loving, caring sort of guy who enjoys making others very happy. He's rather selfless and is happiest when the people he cares about are happy. He is known to take relationships slowly but that doesn't mean that he's afraid of commitment, He falls in love quickly and hard and doesn't recover from a broken heart easily. Matt is the kind of guy who doesn't break girls hearts and wants to make them feel special. He can be very sensitive and a good listener as well as a good shoulder to cry on and he gives the best advice. He'll always understand your problem and try to comfort the best way he knows possible. Never underestimate a Matt though, when it comes to fight or flight he's definitely fight and isn't afraid to stand up for himself or those around him. He hates bullying and avoids confrontation when he can. Matt is a wonderful friend and an amazing boyfriend who will stick by you until the end.
"Who's that guy in the corner?"
"Oh that's just Matt. He's very quiet."
matt is very matt they call him mealtime matt
because he can be hungry
very quick thinking can be purple sometimes
OMG IS THAT MATT ???!!!
lol ya
He is an back stabing jerk who will cheat on the one he has been with 5 times. He wont care if your already heartbroken by your last boyfriend. He may seem like a sweet guy and outstandingly smart and strong, but all he'll do is shatter your heart into a million.