I blame mike

An awesome punk rock band from buckingham, united kingdom.
They take influence from bands such as Billy talent, Blink 182, homegrown and other such bands. Can be shorten to IBM.
And they happen to be some of the greatest mates ever.

check out I BLAME MIKE 'S "my space" (google it)

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Mike Manning Effect

A cultural phenomena which can be observed when a friendly african-american (black) male enters a crowd of predominantly caucasian (white) males, and is immediately greeted with great praise and gifts.

...(African American walks into party)

White Kid A: "Hey man, want a beer?"
White Kid B: "Hold on, he's gotta hit this blunt first...you do smoke right?"
Afro-American: "Of course...I'm black."

end of conversation
The Mike Manning Effect

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Saint Mikes Brawlers

They are a large clan of hoodlums that beat and maul unsuspecting pedestrians and junior high school students. They roam calgarys SW and are tied to numerous local gangs.

jonny- "yo nigga you see that fuckin brawl?"
rechenzio- " yea dude the fuckin saint mikes brawlers beat the shit outta some people!"

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Mike Jones!

A one hit wonder, terrible rapper from the 2000's. In certain situations, wanna be gangsters will yell out his name to try and sound cool.

Dylan: Yeah, that sounds pretty awesome.
*2 or 3 seconds of silence*
Luis: Mike Jones!
Everybody: Dude, who still says that???

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Uncle Mike

The Caucasian version of an Uncle Tom. He has not loyalty and will sell out his family for promises made by strangers. He has no backbone and fears being alone. He is so lonely he does laundry with other peoples moms on Sundays until they run or die to get away. In his youth he had promise, loving family, everything but his own low self esteem and fear of rejection sank him to the lowest thing a person can be, a traitor against their own family.

That piece of shit Uncle Mike, 69 still calling himself Punkypoo2, better just keep his $5 whore and stay home because no one wants him here. And that little dog too mya

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mike wilson

The creator of the film Michael Moore Hates America.

Mike Wilson is a documentary film director.

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Charlie Mike

Another slang term for Crystal meth used during purchases and described usage of the illicit street drug.

Please take to GIF example. Calling it Charlie Mike would definitely be allot less cop-ish then straight up asking for meth!

"Hey man, put down the Charlie Mike and step away from the peep hole"

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