green monster

a can of mountain dew, slammed appropriately

on Master Chief Mondays my buddy Mike and I slam green monsters to enhance our Covinant killing precision.

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Gobbie Monster

A Gobbie Monster is an individual who makes ur very upset from spinning lies in your face, and associates themselves with homosexuals. This person has the potential to give head to other males.

Far out, Gobbie Monster was giving me the shits with his crappy stories.

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Heela Monster

An extremely ugly, disgusting gross looking woman of any race. Usually found with a group of okay looking women, but she ruins it for the group because she is also a devote cock blocker.

DUDE!!! You got drunk and left with this dingbat lookin heela monster last night man!!!

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Sliv Monster

(noun). girl who adores slobber knocking but does not fully realize her capabilities until she has lost her good girl image from high school as she enters a college.

Stephanie is a dirty sliv monster who loves to slobber on Charlie's knob.

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mud monster

(Offensive) A person of African origin.

The north side of town is where all the mud monsters live.

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woot monsters

An exclamation of surprise. Note: Not the same as "woot".

John: WOW Saddam was just capture in a pathetic spider hole!
Jim: Woah, woot monsters!

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Monster Girls

Girls with inhuman characteristics. Most of them only want one thing; sex. Made by degenerates, for degenerates.

Person 1: "Did you hear Kyle is into Monster Girls?"
Person 2: "Such a weirdo..."

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