Wake 'n' Wank

To masturbate in bed shortly after waking up. Usually on weekends or days off where you wont have to leave in a rush and you take your time. This is adapted from the term wake n bake which is to smoke marijuana shortly after waking.

I'm so happy there's no school today I have all the time In the world I think ill wake 'n' wank to start off the day!

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N-word pass

If your black friend gives you the pass, you now have an ability to say the n word

"yooo dude can I say the n-word?"
"Do you have the N-word pass"
"uhh no"
"well then you can't say it"

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pop n flop

Verb- When a male individual pops the tip of his genital and after waiting several seconds, flops out the remainder including his testicles.

Tracy:"Hey Betty, isnt that your husband doing the pop n flop?"

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wok n' roll

Pimpin' the Asian chicks.

Yo, did you see my homeboy get some ass at the Warcraft convention? He totally wok n' rolled.

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slob n' mob

the act of working some girl and getting dome, and as soon as she is finished, you mob, meaning walk away.

kyle: hey baby wassup mmm you lookin' mighty fine tonight.
brooke: oh hey lemme suck yo diiick real good.

time passes...

kyle: that was dope, thanks baby... PEACELATE
nearby spectators: oh my gosh, he pulled the slob n' mob!

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guns n' roses

Endlessly introspective rock group of the late 80s' early 90s'. One of my personal favourites. Produced great rock ballad 'sweet child of mine'. Also recorded unforgetable rock tunes such as 'welcome to the jungle' and 'paradise city' and 'madagascar'. Also made epic videos such as 'estranged' and 'november rain'. Fans eagerly await the release of 'Chinese Democracy'. The overdue and over budget album which showcase the brand new gn'r line up, which features just two original members, Axl and Dizzy.

Your daddy works in porno,
Now that mummys not around,
She used to love her heroine,
but now shes underground,
so you stay up late at night,
and do your dope for free,
Driving your friends crazy with your life insanity,

-My Michelle

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pork n' beans

one of the many areas in northwest miami you want to stay away from; a nickname for an area in the liberty city hood in miami, it got it's name because back in the day the doors of all of it's houses were painted an orange color resembling the color of pork and beans, other houses in the area had green and blue doors

person 1: yo did ya hear bout' da nigga dat got capped in tha pork n' beans, let's go check it out

person 2: na mang I aint going anywhere in northwest miami

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