shifty nigger

1) Any person of colour that either is untrustworthy, or looks untrustworthy.
2) Any coloured person who is very uncomfortable around police or authority.

1) Watch out for Tyrell the crack dealer, he one shifty nigger.
2) We got a shifty nigger down at the precinct, stole a TV from the old Johnson place.

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nigger's delight

n. - indicating a vehicle in poorly kept condition, with more "make-up" or bondo than paint, on it than a drag-queen.

adj. - a late-model, no-paint havin', busted-ass rustin', back-firing, black smoke belchin' hooptie...ridin' on 20s

Teresa: "Dang! Have you seen Tommy's new car yet?"
Marlon: "Nah but I heard it looks like garbage"
both in unison: "...a real nigger's delight!"

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nigger ants

While ants (of any color) generally work hard for the betterment of their colony, invariably there will be a group of ants sitting on the corner, collecting welfare checks, and drinking malt liquor. These ants are more predominant in the black ants (Camponotus pennsylvanicus).

a: Look at those lazy nigger ants.

b: Squish'em

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Nigger Souffle

A stolen T.V. dinner.

I was at my negro, Bovice's, house and we was starving, so Bovice pulled out two T.V. dinners. He told me he stole them from the supermarket. I said, "damn, we eatin' a nigger souffle?"

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Sneaky Nigger

A sex maneuver in which the male waits until the female falls asleep. Then the male enters the room, has sex with the female, enpregnates her, then upon leaving, steals her T.V. and is never seen nor heard from by the female again.

Jack: Hey man, we need some cash, and i'm horny, what should we do.

Robb: You could pull off a sneaky nigger on that girl down the street. We could sell the T.V. at the pawn shop.

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the nigger language

Ahh yes, the nigger language, a tranquil yet subtle tone of voice is used to indicate harsh phrases, such as "nigger please" and "the shizzit is on fizzit." Ah the wonders of the "nigger language."

That nigger speaks very well in "the nigger language."

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Nigger Digger

a woman who is either currently having a romantic liason with a black man of low to mid social status, or considering it quietly.

see also: blonde

That rich blonde in the new Volvo is a Digger of crazy black Niggers.

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