John is white, he is a north american pavement snow ape
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when a man is fucking his woman and he puts his secretions in her hair until it gets real nappy and sticky. The girl will then tell him not to tell anyone he did that, which after she says that you then tell the first person you see.
jason: OH OH OH I THINK IM CUMMIN!!!
lindsey: ugh give it to me baby
jason: *squirt squirt*
lindsey: ugh you got it in my pefectly good hair
please dont tell anyone.
jason: *runs away*
danny: why are you breathing soo hard?
jason: dude i jus cummed all in my girls hair!!
danny: no way you NORTH CAROLINA NUT DRIPPING NAPPY NARC
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Out of a school district with ten thousand kids, it is safe to say only around a dozen of them have ever been to 3rd floor west. 3rd floor west always smells like dying animals, and has no purpose aside from providing the freshmen girls with a bathroom to gossip in and giving hallways for students to walk around in when they take a bathroom pass and leave their boring 3rd floor East class for 20 minutes.
Half the classrooms are always empty, and the other classes are honors classes that are only used for 2 classes a day. Nobody has been there, and nobody knows what goes down there.
βWhat happens in Council Rock North 3rd Floor West?β
βI heard Biggie and Tupac chill there from time to time. Canβt confirm, never been there.β
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An expression of extreme hunger. Common in rural Wyoming and Colorado, USA
"Man, I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a skunk moving south."
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In an alternate universe, This is the name for Oregon.
Person 1: Have you been to West North West West West West West West West North Virginia?
Person 2: No
Person 1: You should go there, they have really nice forests
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You've got a face that resembles the south end of a north bound goat