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Area between legs that has been rubbed raw from going "commando" too long.
I haven't worn undrewear for three days and now I have nut scrape.
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Someone who has weak skills when it comes to FPS (First Person Shooters) and is picked on constantly. Often shot in the head or croch region.
Gamer 1: Dude did you see Eff_Bomb12??! He got smoked!
Gamer 2: Heck yeah...
Gamer 1: Effing "Johny No Nuts"
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an interjection of consternation or disappointment, popularized by the titular character on the 1990s cartoon series Freakazoid!
Doctor: Sir, I'm afraid you have just two weeks to live.
Patient: Aw, nut bunnies.
UrbanDictionary User: Nut bunnies! My submission is STILL under review?!
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engaging in sexual relations with a female; most often a quickly-developing occasion occurring in singularity
Man, that girl was fine. You didn't bang her? Dammit, I would definitely nut her.
Maybe she's a whackjob, but I'd still nut her.
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Verb: When a man fakes an ejaculation so that he can stop having sex with a girl who cannot make him cum, or if he is too drunk. Hence the word "ghost", because the cum is no where to be found.
Dude,, that ish was so nasty, I just ghost nutt'd and bounced!
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I'd like a pound of nuts please.
Thats a lot of nuts!
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