One haircut

When a girl is crushing on a guy and he gets one haircut and she looses all interest in him because he becomes so fucking ugly

Sam: “Gosh, hes so fine. I should ask for his number.”
Jess: “girl one haircut and its done.”

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A loose one

When in a scenario where everyone is naked (usually in locker room or the showers), and you stick your finger in their butthole when they look away.

Hey Mike, let's give the newbie a loose one

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one-shade

A white guy who acts like he is black, wishes he was black, too. Also has skin that is of darker ilk.

That dude acts so black he is one-shade from being a nigger.

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the camp one

He who is rather camp in his ways.

He who wears shite shoes. The word shite would suggest the shoes are not very good.

He who resembles basil Brush, haha.

'Haha, the camp one. BOOM BOOM.'

'The camp one. Well, he is rather camp isn't he?'

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The Chosen One

The greatest fucking entity ever to walk the wasteland.The greatest thing that ever happened to arroyo,a badass at its core of the core.

"You play fallout 2 as the chosen one,and its a great game."

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john the one

SO SO SO SO SO SO GAY GUYS FROM GANG his like peni$ and kiss jnck and gay

by tom

john the one gay

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The www one

Online wedding on July 8
Both bride and groom agreed with terms and clicked 'yes' button
online chores such as defining words, publishing lexicological field studies, creating new content are not yet evenly distributed (groom is far more active coz he mad like that)
Online love, online affection, online intimacy is, well, online, imagined, typed

"i know she is the www one. I can type it."

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