tieing shoes

When your friend gives you a blowie.

Jimmy knows Evan hasn't had his shoes tied in quite a while but his knees are sore from the last time. Thus Jimmy enjoys tieing shoes.

Shoe Day

The day when new girl shoes arrive from on line orders, and she must wear the shoes while giving him head in the bathroom in front of a full length mirror.

I'm pretty excited. FedEx just notified me that today is shoe day.

bowling shoe

A woman who has slept with a lot of guys, giving her the same level of appeal as rented footwear that an uncountable number of strangers have put their stinky ass feet in before you.

I broke up with my girlfriend Dawn when I found out she was a bowling shoe.

Dont sleep with her dude. You have no idea how many guys have been in that bowling shoe.

Ah-Gucci Shoes

Broken English from the "JOHNSON DICTIONARY". It means "to have 'Ah-GUCCI SHOES'."

I have Ah-Gucci Shoes"

Born in a bowling shoe

This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.

Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.

og shoe

OG means "Original Gangsta"

If a shoe is "og" its probably retro for example most of Jordan's shoes are "og"

This is a very og shoe, I like it already

zoo shoes

Appropriate shoes for a 4-year-old to wear to the zoo. They have laces. Must cover your toes and are almost always pink in color. These are not sandals, work boots, rain boots or crocs.

Philina had to find zoo shoes before we left the house to go to the zoo.