Egg Wank

Cracking a raw egg over your penis for lubricant ehilst having a wank.

I just had a killer egg wank

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plank wank

A term devised by skaters for there hatred of Skateboarders, also see firewood.

i'm going to shove that plank wanks tray up his ass.

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wank the snake

jerking off, and/or masturbating until ejaculation...

i had so much fun wanking the snake to ohoomis' pic last night

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Gay Wank

A Gay Wank is the secondary wank a male can use, as it is common knowledge that a man uses different semen when wanking to straight and gay porn. Hence meaning you can wank twice consecutively.

"Dude, I wanna wank but I can't"
"Use your gay wank man"
"Good idea"

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Onion Wank

fit as many onion rings on ya cock then bash one off and use your cream and a dip for the rings after.
also linked to cry wank as onion fumes may cause watering of the eye

Super Furry Man Ordered A Chinese And Got Bored Eating his Chicken Chowmain He Picked Up The Bag Of Onion rings And Thought He would have an onion wank, and Ate the onion rings after with his home made dip.

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Wanked The Flamingo

A synonym for "Drop the Ball." And abreviated it is WTF.

Dave: Hey did you finish the project?
Dan: No, I had hockey. Sorry, I Wanked the Flamingo.
Dave: WTF? You WTF. Not cool.

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wank fish

A insult meaning a fish which can fly into walls for 5 days a year

Arse off wank fish, cos' u be da skankiest ho I ever seen fish-side! Spank

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