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adj. man for whom the same sex is preferable. one who rows his gondola in the shit canal, parks his bike on a dirty slope.
'Garrrr, you see that Long Schlong Silver over there? He's a right poop deck pirate'
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Italian guy with one eye who shits on faces , spreading it all over with his cock, while screaming Yaaaaarrrr Matey as he puts his cock in the girls mouth.
Mike: I totally Italian mud pirated that girl last night, she was upset about the corn on the cob I ate earlier.
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A nieghbor who, on occasion, steals or looks through your mail.
That little faggot of neighbor kid keeps stealing my mail. Good thing I enjoy killing neighborhood postal pirates.
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A furry who illegally downloads movies, games, etc.
Hey, have you seen Jerry lately?
Yeah, he’s pirated a few movies for me, he’s basically Foxy the Pirate Fox
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When I chick gets a wad in both eyes, both ears, and still has a cock in her mouth so she can't yell.
Rita got a Helen Keller pirate during initiation into the back row fraternity.
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When after anal intercourse, you take the scat and cover your partners eyelid with it, then drag the penis across the forehead leaving a line, like the string holding up the patch.
Hey dude you want me to give you a Tallahassee pirate patch ?
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When a large bearded man gives oral sex to his girlfriend while she is on her period.
Dude have you shaved?
-Nah man not in a few months.
Gonna give you girl the blood beard pirate, eh?
-Absolutely not.
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