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Eating out a girl's asshole and pussy at the same time.
Step by step instructions to tossing a tuna salad: First you get your girl in position like you normally would to eat out her asshole, with her on her hands and knees with her head down, back arched and her butt in the air. But instead of sticking your tongue directly into her asshole, you stick your tongue in her pussy and lick up her clit, up her choda and then into her butthole. Go back down and repeat (many, many, MANY, times.) Then try reverse, this time with your tongue wiggling all the way down. Then go free-style wildly licking, sucking and kissing crazy all over the place, ensuring her tuna salad is utterly and thoroughly tossed!
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When your going down on a girl and go for the "brown eye" and discover balled up pieces of toilet paper stuck in the hair.
last night I was waiting for dinner so my girl served me a tossed paper salad for an appetizer
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When a person is getting their ass hole licked and starts pissing all over their parter and their partner continues to perform anal eating.
"I was licking my girlfriends butt hole and then she just started peeing all over me, i just kept going."
"Dude you just had a golden tossed salad!"
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The act of smearing mayonnaise in a skank's butt crack,
followed by simultaneously squeezing her ass cheeks together while licking out the mayo from back to front, culminating in an explosion of creamy tuna goodness. Celery optional.
Yesterday I was horny and hungry, so your mom and I shared a Tuna Salad Sandwich.
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When your dog sneaks up behind you after you're out of the shower and sticks his cold nose in your crotch.
My dog gave me the old tossed tater salad this morning, don't let him lick your face!
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originally in prison, to have someone eat your ass out, with or without jelly or salad dressing.
Forcing your new bunkmate to toss your salad is a good way to set the tone of respect that keeps him well-behaved.
If he's respectful enough, you might let him use some jelly or salad dressing on it. . .
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The grinded marijuana mixture, formed by combining the two types of marijuana: Blue Dream and Banana Kush
When Kevin asked Si if he knew what bruised banana salad was, he replied "the combination of Blue Dream and Banana Kush"
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