The last force sensitive boy, born into a generation of slackers and unbelievers. If you want to experience the legend go to jedimaster.net
Star Wars Kid says,"Size matters not."
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1. when you play phantasy star every day for 7 years.
2. when you get up for lunch and look down to see that you found a rare item box.
3. when rappies attack you in your sleep.
4. when you memorize the section ID calculator.
"gah! rappies are attacking me!"
"DUDE WAKE UP!"
"huh? where are the rappies?"
"dude, you have a bad phantasy star addiction."
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A 5 star slap is when you can see a clear hand print of your hand. This including your 5 fingers. Hence the name
My friend gave me a 5 star on my leg and I felt so much pain. That 5 Star Slap hurt more than anything.
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Trying to get with a person even though they may be with someone else.
He looked at the person noticed they were with someone and still proceeded to star dust.
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The rare occurrence of obtaining a parking space directly outside the door of a bar, club, or restaurant.
Woot! We just got Rock Star Parking! Letβs go liquor up some ladies and get them naked back at my place.
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The phrase refers to a banner whose design was copied from the British Union Jack. It was used by some armed mobs of southern (Confederate) traitors in the period 1861 to 1865.
The War of the Rebellion, also known as the Civil War was fought for the worst cause of any war in history: to perpetuate the enslavement of human beings by their fellow human beings for monetary gain (very similar to what modern day Republicans are doing). The Stars and Bars is the best known flag of that digusting and vile cause.
We enjoy defiling the Stars and Bars wherever we find it. Especially when it's in the form of a tatoo on a chicken shit fascist.
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A poor and rather unfortunate overweight boy, who self massacred himself by filming a rather unpleasant set of physical actions.
Doesn't Jordan look like the Star Wars Kid??
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