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When you get your significant other pregnant on Valentine's Day without them realizing, (or vise versa getting pregnant without them knowing)
It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"
Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."
John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
When a bad bitch named Peyton wakes you up with some dome
“I just got Peyton surprise from my friends sister”
“That’s sick bro!”
When you wake up to black balls hanging in front of you. Behind the balls will be a flashlight to illuminate the balls. In your newly-awoken haze, this illuminated incandescence will make it seem as if they are surprise balloons at a party. For a comforting experience, it is helpful to play the song Circle of Life by Carmen Twillie and Lebo M. to recreate the intro scene from Lion King.
“Bro, I got knocked out in the gym and woke up under the punching bag. I thought it was a Swahili Surprise!”
“I used to get pink eye from the Swahili Surprises I would get in prison. Am I eligible for marijuana consumption now, doctor?”
Synonyms: Bright Nuts, Bulb Balls, Jingle Blacks
The art of busting into a cup and pissing into it right after. Than mixing it up to reach a sweet golden white glow.
I can't wait to spray jacks mom with an caramel Surprise
Getting diarrhea in your face while giving a rimjob.
I was eating her ass like groceries when I got a chocolate surprise. {rimjob} {shit}
When a guy or girl take a massive shit into their sexual partners mouth
I gave Jimmy a chocolate surprise last night
during the process of eating ass the person receiving sneezes or coughs leaving poop freckles on the providers face
last night i was eating jessica’s ass when she fuckin gave me a chocolate surprise