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when people fall hook, line and sinker for fabulous marketing campaigns all the while ignoring true facts.
Nikki : Dude, have you seen the new iPhone 4G? It's sweet!
Alex : Ya...but there's no way I'm getting one of those. It's got the Obama Syndrome. Haven't you heard of all the problems people are having with them?
Nikki : Ya, but those aren't too big of deal. And you can get better reception if you avoid holding the phone a certain way.
Alex : You just proved my point. Droid is better anyway. WORD.
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Acronym - The Grass Is Greener Syndrome. Affects people who are always thinking about the next big thing to buy, or the next big thing to do, or how they need to change their life to make it even better than it is now because "the grass is greener" wherever that next big thing exists.
My boy Noize was suffering from major TGIG Syndrome when he traded his Mitsubishi EVO VII off for a new BMW 3-Series and never saw that huge-ass lease payment coming!
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The condition that exists when a driver, after exiting Interstate 95, can not slow down and maintain the posted speed limit. Symptoms include repeated deceleration-acceleration cycles, tickets for speeding on I95 feeder roads, white knuckles and lead foot. The condition manifests itself predominantly in drivers who do not have cruise control and during times of peak traffic volume.
Jerry got another reckless on 301. He's gotta check his I95 Syndrome, or he's gonna lose his license.
Sorry officer I'm trying to do 55, but I just can't control my lead foot. I've got I95 Syndrome something fierce!
As Dan traversed Hampton, he was the fastest car on the road. He was ecstatic about his record time on I64, but he had a sick feeling in his gut. He had a sense of impending doom. He could not control his I95 Syndrome.
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Someone who loves Harry Potter so much, they´ll camp outside a bookstore to get a copy of the book rather than got to the new Xbox release.Can be deadly.
My friend LOVES Harry Potter.I think the guys got Potters Syndrome.
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Highly toxic degenerative complex that often affects males 5'8" or less in stature.
Can have a seroiusly adverse affect on those within earshot of persons afflicted with this unfortunate condition.
Symptoms and side affects of shortmans' syndrome can include:
- Snide, nasty bitchy comments and one-up-man-ship about anyone employed to work with/for the shortman
- Insecure behaviour, especially when others joke about small penises
- A fast car with a long bonnet
- Often seen "hanging out" at that bar, either sitting bolt upright on a bar stool or slouching in a booth, bragging loudly and buying anyone/everyone drinks and then getting really annoyed when no-one reciprocates
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A imature ass hole Who líes alot lives with his parents cant be with just one female is a alcohlic and dead beat : pretender :actor : full of shiet : cheater that will never change
The fuckboy played the nice girl over and over and had no emotion
"Fuckboy syndrome do not be fooled by his tricks"
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A condition which makes your facial features look different and you have learning difficulties. It can also stunt your growth.
You lot are horrible, immature bastards! What's the point in making fun of people with learning difficulties and different facial features. It's pathetic and you people need to get a life.
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