Rural Dictionary

Slump Duck

noun: A creature that follows one around and causes laziness, complacency, general disregard for one's well being. It stands about 40 feet from head to webbed foot and is invisible. Can only be defeated by pure will power to succeed and wanting the Slump Duck to die. Unless killed, it will follow you for the rest of your life, however short that may be.

Man: Dude, I don't want to do my term paper.
Friend: The Slump Duck strikes again!

Woman: I don't really need to shower today, or tomorrow. Wait, DAMN YOU SLUMP DUCK!

by El Español February 4, 2010

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duck with an i

When you accidently press the wrong button on the keyboard. Think about it, I is right beside u.

Duck with an I. Pressing u instead of i

by Luke has a big duck! January 20, 2015

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Fudge the Duck

The art of lathering a fudge or chocolate glaze on a piece of raw or cooked duck.

It was started by the ancient warriors in the mountains of China and it eventually died out in the late 19th century. Although most would believe it to be gone, some still practice it to this day.

I used to Fudge the Duck with my Uncle Steph.

by Ericthelast July 25, 2016

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Cho duck

Cho duck, as you can see from the above definitions, is the King of Ducks. Legends say that he is 8745's relative, which is why Cho duck is so 8745. He has indeed went through an accidental transformation which made him into a human. The scientist who transformed him was called 8785, 8745's great-great-grandfather. He invented the transforming machine, the 'Duckinator 2000', which had been demolished in the same day as Cho duck was transformed.

Cho duck is now currently studying in LSC.

The Unknown Story Behind The Cho Duck
As a former duck, Cho duck thinks that ducks are smarter than all organisms, even humans. He has then made a secret society, 'Duck4Eva', to demolish and rule the world. As a result, some brave humans stood up to him, creating a society named 'DuckBusters'. 'Duck4Eva' and 'DuckBusters' battled for 2 years. Then it was banned because of the racket they were making. The 'DuckBusters' has been banned, but it is still here today, which is still planning how to get past the 'Duck4Eva' society. The 'Duck4Eva' society had been demolished, and Cho duck had fled from the scene. He is still here, biding his time and waiting for the chance to rise again.

Cho duck is hated by a lot of humans. As humans cannot understand Duckglish ( duck language ), and Cho duck does not understand English, he had misunderstood many questions and flunked an astonishing number of exams.