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To perform the coffee machine one must ejactulate into the vagina and The anus, trying not waste any sex mayo in the transition. When that is complete the woman must squat where she pleases and let both sources of baby gravy ooze out of both holes just like the milk and coffee from
a coffee machine hence the name.
The human coffee machine
Mate #1 - Ay lad I coffee machined Laura last night, it was mega
Mate #2- yes lad little ice frap n that
An unwitnessed fart left in an elevator for the next rider.
It was an awkward elevator ride from the 12th to 18th floor when the boss got on with me and the ghost in the machine.
When one pee's while simultaneously pissing out of ones ass
"Dude you fucked that toilet up!!"
"Yea bro as soon as I sat down, full tea machine..."
To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.
Seattle became so vending machine drunk, she went out looking for a fight with a coke machine.
Any player with a flow making burls on a daily basis
dude john is a burl machine yo..he gets so much ass
An individual with one arm. The lone arm acting like a slot machine in a casino.
Dad: Hey, did you see the slot machine guy at the McDonalds?
Me: lol wtf