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When a man attempts to force his subjective opinion all over your face and down your throat. Said opinion is most often unsubstantiated, uninvited, unoriginal or downright incorrect. Closely related to the global phenomenon of mansplaining and tied to the interpersonal manifestations of sexism.
Gross, that film critic just knowledge jizzed all over me for twenty minutes and didn't even ask what I thought of the film.
Like Blood Bending from Avatar the Last Air Bender, but one would cause an ejaculation through the stimulation of semen and surrounding tissue.
I wish I could Jizz Bend, then I could masturbate all night.
Referring to a type of manscaping in which the balls are tightly trimmed but the butthole hair is long. Business on the balls and party on the butt.
When I went back to Ziggy’s house for some booty he bent over and showed me his jizz mullet.
A Jizz Flan is an open, rimmed, pastry or sponge base, containing a sweet or savoury Jizz filling. Examples are the quiche lorraine, custard tart, and cummy yummy tummy surprise.
Give me another jizz flan will you, I'm going to eat this one without my hands.
When you jizz in any direction and it splashes back your way.
I jizz boomeranged myself on my bed.
An overweight male homosexual that a straight male has sex with do to a drunken stupor, or other altered state.
After I smoked a bowl last night and drink a bottle of Jack I was so horny I fucked my neighbor he is such a jizz muffin.