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skbidi toilet is so fucking good on god bro and if any if you say no to this i well fucking kill you
skbidi toilet is the best
Nigritro toilets are the chaddest of all chads. If you have a 10 pack and you're buff as hell and you're 6'7 and all the women fall for you, you know you are a nigritro toilet! Nigritro toilets have lots of friends and girls chase him all day.
Oh my god, nigritro toilet is so so hot, I want him.
Spending a very excessive amount of time on the porcelain god usually by folks who refuse to apply toilet paper to their posteriors preferring the “air drying method”
Toilet bitches can and do remain glued to the porcelain for many hours. One adherent of this practice, in the Boston area, has been known to camp out in public stalls for up to 7 plus hours
While preferring their home toilets, they can also be found in restrooms at convenience stores, gas stations and public places usually open at night, out of the way and with multiple stalls to avoid complaints and thus police attention from concerned store employees and customers
Professional toilet bitches in public usually try to carry out their business after 10pm and before 6am to avoid unwanted attention
He’s been toilet bitching for the last three hours
Guys who are into under the stall action in public restrooms.
You see 4 feet in one stall one is down on his knees.
Look a toilet shark is proposing!
Commonly used by crazy people to describe clean fragrances at Walmart.
Woman:(picks up and smells a candle)
Woman: This smells like fresh toilet paper.
The act of measuring ones genitalia using a toilet paper roll
Dude 1: Hey dude what did you get up too after I left last night
Dude 2: My FWB asked for measurements so I was Toilet Rolling all night bro
when two things are similar but not the same
“what was that movie called again? space wars?
“oh star wars?”
“yea same shit different toilet”