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Land Record

The amount of times that someone has been on the (usually receiving end) of sexual intercourse.

We've only just begun to have sex last night, and he's already trying for a new land record on my bottom.

by Paradoxismminant May 15, 2010


land van tommy le

The most kick ass guy in the world. has a reputation of not giving a shit but also humble.

damn ! land van tommy le, you the man

by November 23, 2021


land mafia

Influential and criminal groups who take publically and privately owned land by coercion, threats, force and fraud, and resell it for profit.
China cutting is a common criminal activity perpetrated by land mafia.

Government seems helpless against powerful land mafia.

by zpack November 20, 2021


Land Yacht

A loosely defined category referring to large and cumbersome motor vehicles

An insult for someone who appears athletic but is actually very slow-moving

Sometimes I just like to chug around town in my dad's old Land Yacht.

"He seemed promising in baseball tryouts, but seeing how long he takes to get to 2nd base, he's just a Land Yacht"

by Redemptsion June 2, 2020


The Slum Land

The Slum Land is an ancient civilisation of people called "Slum-Civilians".
The Slum Land is a majestic luscious landscape made of rubbish.

While The Slum Land may look poor and dirty, that is the cover layer as underneath was a golden city made of cardboard boxes and spit. The Slum Land is ruled by the god-like figure named "The Slum Lord"

I am off to visit The Slum Land for my holiday.

by thelolcitygod1 May 29, 2022


Giant Land Tortoise

1. A stealthy South African tortoise which lives in the Tropical Rainforest of Mongolia.

2. An endangered species of blue winged parakeets that eat whales.

"Dude look at the Giant Land Tortoise over there"
"Thats not a Giant Land Tortoise, that a Galapagos Turtle!"

Bill:"Those Giant Land Tortoise are endangered"
Veronica:"YOUR FACE IS ENDANGERED"

by TheUrbanNinja January 1, 2011


land stealers

The white people who took are fucking land

Black people: you damn land stealer

Land stealers: hahahah

by Andrea palacios September 15, 2022