The amount of times that someone has been on the (usually receiving end) of sexual intercourse.
We've only just begun to have sex last night, and he's already trying for a new land record on my bottom.
The most kick ass guy in the world. has a reputation of not giving a shit but also humble.
Influential and criminal groups who take publically and privately owned land by coercion, threats, force and fraud, and resell it for profit.
China cutting is a common criminal activity perpetrated by land mafia.
Government seems helpless against powerful land mafia.
A loosely defined category referring to large and cumbersome motor vehicles
An insult for someone who appears athletic but is actually very slow-moving
Sometimes I just like to chug around town in my dad's old Land Yacht.
"He seemed promising in baseball tryouts, but seeing how long he takes to get to 2nd base, he's just a Land Yacht"
The Slum Land is an ancient civilisation of people called "Slum-Civilians".
The Slum Land is a majestic luscious landscape made of rubbish.
While The Slum Land may look poor and dirty, that is the cover layer as underneath was a golden city made of cardboard boxes and spit. The Slum Land is ruled by the god-like figure named "The Slum Lord"
I am off to visit The Slum Land for my holiday.
1. A stealthy South African tortoise which lives in the Tropical Rainforest of Mongolia.
2. An endangered species of blue winged parakeets that eat whales.
"Dude look at the Giant Land Tortoise over there"
"Thats not a Giant Land Tortoise, that a Galapagos Turtle!"
Bill:"Those Giant Land Tortoise are endangered"
Veronica:"YOUR FACE IS ENDANGERED"
The white people who took are fucking land
Black people: you damn land stealer
Land stealers: hahahah