Turd Transfer

The act of pooping directly into another person's asshole.

Oh man Ben T. met up with some haggard chick last night, She ended up giving him the Turd Transfer.

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Pokey Turd

The possible end result of eating the shells from sunflower seeds. Normally, when a person eats sunflower seeds they crack the shell first and then eat the seed inside. Due to the shells exterior, after digestion, a person may end up with a pokey turd.

Hey, did you hear about what happened to Joe after he ate all those sunflower seeds whole, without cracking the shell first? Well, he ended up having a 'Pokey Turd'

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turd girth

A fat, plump or unusually large turd that often presents great difficulties and inconveniences.

ex. A.)

"Marry tried to flush her turd down the toilet, but the turd girth was too wide."

ex. B) "Terry drank all of Alan's cola. What a turd girth."

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fanny turd

fanny turd aka a baby

" shit that woman just had a fanny turd"

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Turd on a train

The proverbial elephant in the room.

"try not to mention the Turd on a train".

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Texas Turd

Excrement of an enormous magnitude.

Dead gum I shat me a texas turd.

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Turd Robber

So you're at a party, taking a huge dump. But this dump is probably six Katie Courics or higher!

Without flushing, you wash your hands and go downstairs to show your bros.

You just walk into the bathroom with your bros when suddenly - a TURD ROBBER.
He was sitting on the toilet, pretending he was the one who dropped your kids off at the pool. That bastard.

Kate Bosworth, Julia Roberts, Matt Damon, Turd Robber

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