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What zero says when he can't come up with anything
Zero:yo, my grandmas a turtle
Josh, shut up
Another term for a guy masturbating
Cmon dude whats takin so long in there!? What are you leveling your turtle?
It's when u on the toilet and u have crap and it starts comming out looks like a turtle head
I took a dump it look like a turtle head poking out my butt hole
When you are trying to poo (shit) but the faeces gets lodged in the opening to the anal cavity, often known as a turtle's head poking out. When you can push no more, but the turtle remains trapped, wiping during this scenario is known as Wiping the Turtle's mouth.
Craig came back from the dunger and informed Jon "That was a tough one Jon, I just ended up wiping the turtle's mouth" Jon understood instantly.
When you give a rim job to someone who has to take a dump, and there is a turtle head ( end of the turd ) protruding out the sphincter.
Baby don't eat my ass I have to poop. Thats ok baby, I like French kissing the turtle.
1. An insult (originally: turtle snarfer) that somehow got turned into a sexual innuendo to go down on a girl...
1. Girl named Christie: "You fucking turtle snarfer..."
Boy named Mark: "I'll snarf your turtle..."
Christie: "Oh holla!"
Mark: "Oh holla!"
A Sexy Turtle Ride is when a man and a woman are both naked. The woman gets on the man's back when he crouching on his knees and hands. The man takes her around slowly for a tour of the house. If the man falls it could result in a broken bone, ride with caution!
Hey baby, you wanna give me a sexy turtle ride???
Sure.
(clothes get removed and the man takes off)