No u plus infinity

The no u that can’t be beat ever unless ur actually god

Mean boi: ur gay

Me: no u
Mean boi: no u plus 1
Me: NO U PLUS INFINITY

mean boi: 😮

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No u infinity gauntlet

The strongest "no u" discovered so far. It counters "no u infinity" and clears 50% of the world population. Even Thanos knows "No u infinity gauntlet" is stronger than him and could easily kill him.

Thanos: I'm going to eliminate half of the world population with the infinity gauntlet.

An average person: No u

Thanos: Silly mortal. No u infinity. Counter this if you can.

The average person: N O Y O U I N F I N I T Y G A U N T L E T.

*Thanos obliterates into smaller pieces providing the average person the infinity gauntlet. (No u infinity gauntlet is powerful and shouldn't be used irresponsibly without knowing the consequences)

The average person: Ez

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R. U. T. A.

Abbreviation for "Rape up the ass" or "Raped up the ass."

Dude 1: you just got R. U. T. A.'d!!
Dude 2: fuck!

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Catfish U-turn

The act of presenting yourself over a social media platform to standards below your actual level. E.g. Using old, unflattering, revolting photos as a tinder profile, only to leave the person speechless when you're actually extremely tolerable in person

Also know as the Reverse Catfish or the Lloyd

"...So that girl i've been talking to turned up to the date, WAY hotter than i thought she initially was from her profile. She pulled the Catfish U-turn"
"She's a Lloyd!!"

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u heavy broski?

idk what it means but my friend said it randomly and it made me laugh

hey Sam, you heavy broski? (laughing intensifies)

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no u x pan

super hot gay ship that i love so much

dude you like no u x pan? fuck yeah!

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U mom gay

The action of calling someone's mother gay. But can be backfired if said "No u"

Person 1: Why are you crying?

Person 2: Someone said "U mom gay"

Person 1: OOF

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