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i wouldn't be surprised if we never saw denise richards again

A phrase so commonly used by Trixie Mattel, that it is canon now.

Jake: Yo dawg, where is that chick Denise Richards nowadays?
Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.

by Glass Half-Full August 29, 2021


Understood Sebastian we are checking now, we’ll get back to you

The act of saying that you will do something but never do it due the fact you could not give two shits about the person you are talking to.

Sebastian: Ok guys should we move to plan B now
Race engineer: understood Sebastian we are checking now, we’ll get back to you

by Idobedrivendoh September 11, 2020


Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars

Let me guess, this is all over your for you page but you don’t get it. Let me help, but I could really use a wish right now.

✯ 🛩 I ° • .°•
✨ * I 💫
. • 🦄 I 🐦. •
👚 l 👕
° ★ • 👖 I 👖 • .°•
▁▂▃▄▅▆▇▇▆▅▄▃▂▁

🦄: Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
🐦: I could really use a wish right now. Wish right now. Wish right now.

by Unicornbirds August 3, 2021

16👍 5👎


just want to say good luck, we are all counting on you

The best line in any movie ever, if you don't get the reference then you can go ahead and fuck yourself.

"Hey man so have you seen the movie airplane!?"
"Yeah man, I couldn't stop laughing when the doctor walked up to the cockpit after landing and said 'Just want to say good luck, we are all counting on you'..."

by Harambe69 March 30, 2018

13👍 12👎


Face Down Ass up That’s the way we like to Fuuckk

Southern way of of saying you like to fuck with a face down and an ass up

Boy 1: “Yee Yee
Boy 2: “Face down Ass up that’s the way we like to Fuuckk.”
Boy 1’s sister: “Yea that’s right”

by pillow theft October 9, 2018

9👍 11👎


Master Skywalker there are too many of them, what are we going to do?

Star wars prequel fans laugh at the murder of children. Don't question it.

Master Skywalker there are too many of them, what are we going to do?
Ha ha younglings go Brrrrrrrrrrr

by Cian The Jones June 18, 2022


we don't swim in your toilet, you don't pee in our pool.

to let a person live and make their own decisions or not to clamp their style.

hey bro, you shouldn't do that
woah we don't swim in your toilet, you don't pee in our pool.

by 420coolgirl69 November 9, 2019