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An extremely moist fart.
*farts* “oh boy, that sounded like a wet Barney.”
When you go down on her but don't let her finish. Blue balls for women
That motherfucker gave me wet betrayal
A highly addictive and dangerous drug consisting
Two lines of cocaine
Three ml of NyQuil
1 shot of ever-clear
4 ounces of cough syrup
Boiled at 200 degrees
3 oz of peyote cacti shavings
1 oz of chloroform
Cannibis indica
Mixed with two pounds of cake badder
And 24 oz of sweet Mexican black tar heroine
Redd:Dude Travis OD’d on wet curdle
Jared: damn the way he would’ve wanted
Jackson:he was kang
Tommi Wet is the juice from tinned tomatoes
When in a breakfast cafe ordering a sandwich and you want for example bacon, egg and tomato but you don't want the lumps of tomato you can ask for "Bacon egg and Tommi wet"
When you are just about to lose your virginity, but your mom comes home. So you rather just finger the girl and cry
Both her pussy and your eyes are wet.
Hey dude, didnt you meet that girl yesterday?
Yeah man, it all went to shit...
How so? Didn't you say that you were going to fuck her?
Yeah man, i only got the double wet.
Someone who is being a ‘wet crisp’ has no substance, they are pathetic and lame, lifeless and without form. They may also ruin other people’s fun, much like a wet blanket
Guy 1: hey you wanna go to that party tonight?
Guy 2: nah I’m not feeling up to it, I’m gonna stay in and play games
Guy 2: dude, stop being a wet crisp
A niche sex act in which a man, ejaculates into his hand and then slaps his partner across the face.
Man: Here comes the payload… WET WALTER!