wet betrayal

When you go down on her but don't let her finish. Blue balls for women

That motherfucker gave me wet betrayal

wet curdle

A highly addictive and dangerous drug consisting

Two lines of cocaine
Three ml of NyQuil

1 shot of ever-clear
4 ounces of cough syrup
Boiled at 200 degrees
3 oz of peyote cacti shavings
1 oz of chloroform

Cannibis indica
Mixed with two pounds of cake badder

And 24 oz of sweet Mexican black tar heroine

Redd:Dude Travis OD’d on wet curdle
Jared: damn the way he would’ve wanted
Jackson:he was kang

Tommi Wet

Tommi Wet is the juice from tinned tomatoes

When in a breakfast cafe ordering a sandwich and you want for example bacon, egg and tomato but you don't want the lumps of tomato you can ask for "Bacon egg and Tommi wet"

Wet Bradley

When you're hanging out virtually with the boys and you just have to crank one out.

I was playing Warzone with the fellas and I realized I needed to ejaculate. I did a quick Wet Bradley in the first circle to make sure I was ready for the rest of the game.

wet barney

An extremely moist fart.

*farts* “oh boy, that sounded like a wet Barney.”

wet crisp

Someone who is being a ‘wet crisp’ has no substance, they are pathetic and lame, lifeless and without form. They may also ruin other people’s fun, much like a wet blanket

Guy 1: hey you wanna go to that party tonight?
Guy 2: nah I’m not feeling up to it, I’m gonna stay in and play games
Guy 2: dude, stop being a wet crisp

Wet Walter

A niche sex act in which a man, ejaculates into his hand and then slaps his partner across the face.

Man: Here comes the payload… WET WALTER!