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a school in northern virginia where its std ratio is higher than the empire state building.
if u wanna get genital herpes, visit briar woods high school for one day.
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What you should have done...instead of getting her pregnant!
He: "Damn! I should have polished the wood instead of knocking you up!"
She: "You were. But you forgot I was there!"
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Wood as in penis
Penis as in cock
“You tryna hold my cock”
“You tryna clean deez pipes den”
You cheeky bundalengerz you tryna hold this wood? Im marbella steppin’ and wondered if you wanted to come to my party tonight.
That gave you an erection,something that excites you,
Took my kid for his first race down 1/4 mile drag race, turned to him and said "That put the wood in your pecker"
Being so mad at your spouse that you take his most prized possession and use it to beat them silly.
man 1: Dude did you hear that John cheated on Jane.
Man 2: yea she was tiger woods' wife mad when she found out.
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Before fucking a girl analy, you stick an egg (depending on the size of the anal cavern), then you insert your throbbing piece until the egg breaks. Then pull out your peice and catch the egg/butt juice in a cup and dump it on her head...(or if you are doing this for a workout you may down the "egg nog" like a champ...Rocky style.
I gotta wash my sheets today, Shaniqua and me had ourselves some E-Wood Egg Nog last week.
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I just blasted my pecs baby...can we switch it up and have some E-Wood Egg Nog?
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ercall wood technology collage (shortned to ercall wood) (pronounced r-call) is a school full of chavs and emos. its is very trampy, has fights daily, no heating in the winter, and a bad rep
omg fight at ercall wood technology collage again today
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