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what once was a site of happiness and random videos of people making comedic memes is now overrun by ads after being sold to google, and has shitty copywrite gods who suck ass and can go die in a fire.
also now the only popular people are the rich bitches. they can suck a dick too.
hey what's happening on youtube?
oh, i got copywrited by UMG again
of course you did.
An individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity
A person farts in a crowded elevator and screams “It was I” and laughs maniacally. It smells bad and people start to get sick. The person starts to play a TikTok compilation on full volume without using headphones. This person is a YouTube.
Definition 1: An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity.
Definition 2: An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence.
Definition 1: "You're such a fucking YouTube!"
Definition 2: "Wow, he's such a YouTube!"
An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity (Def: 1)
An action of inoffensive and purposfull intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence (Def: 2)
Def 1
A person farts in a crowded elevator and screams "It was I!" and laughs maniacally. It smells really bad and people start to get sick. The person starts to play a Tiktok compilation on full volume without using headphones. This person is a Youtube.
Def 2
A person stands back in a crowded elevator to let others in. They ask you which floor would you like, and they press the button for you. They invite you to view a genuinely funny meme they found on Tiktok with youusing their audio splitter cable, and it Makes you laugh and brightens up your day. Gosh, you really neeed that. It can be hard working a 9 to 5 shift, and sometimes you just need the funny meme. Thank you kind stranger. This person is a Youtube.
"We don't solve problems, we create them!" - Susan Wojcicki (CEO of YouTube)
Have you seen YouTube's TOS, I'm pretty sure even their employees don't see it
Youtube: An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity (Def: 1)
Youtube: An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence (Def 2)
Ex 1: A person farts in a crowded elevator and screams "It was I" and laughs maniacally. It smells really bad and people start to get sick. The person starts to play a Tiktok compilation on full volume without using headphones. This person is a Youtube.
Ex 2: A person stands back in a crowded elevator to let others in. They ask you which floor you would like, and press the button for you. They invite you to view a genuinely funny meme they found on Tiktok with you using their audio splitter cable, and it makes you laugh and brightens up your day, gosh you really needed that. It can be tough working a 9 to 5 shift, and sometimes you just need the funny meme. Thank you king stranger. This person is a Youtube.
Youtube is a place where you can watch people that you like to watch. if ou have never heard of youtube stop get some help.
Jack: Hey what are you watching?
Nick: I am watching Minecraft
Jack: what are you watching it on?
Nick: on Youtube duh
Jack: oh my gosh I need to get Youtube