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Occurs when two women simultaneously perform the "space docking" manuever. Doing so involves the "ass-to-puss" position, often done by scissoring. A major challenge to the manuever is to create a good seal, and maintain said seal for the duration of the fecal exchange.
Prescott's mom got down on the international space station with Nunley after Rone got done fucking her.
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Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You build phallic rockets and try to put them into space, failing miserably. The real rocket science component will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.
NASA boss: So what makes you qualified for the job?
You: I play Kerbal Space Program
NASA boss: Welcome to NASA!
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Like Space Docking, but with three or more participants
My frat brothers and I decided that just 2 penises docked wasn't enough. So we got 5 bros all together and made a space station docking maneuver!
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Pronounced space-man africa even though there is a silent AND invisible letter "A" at the beginning
Katie's middle name is Space-Man Africa
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a. A term often used to refer to a person who has just been released from Basic Military Training, and then proceeds to be placed in charge of all operations in a multi-billion dollar installation. Preferably while the rest of his or her "seasoned" crew sleeps.
b. A person who counts the number of objects flying over head in outer space, while attempting to ignore the b-movie marathon that is going on in the background.
Note: Once a Space Console Operator has developed enough knowledge to not fail at his or her job, they are ready immediately to be placed in a less taxing position where there focus can be placed on more entertaining sorts of things, like card games and naps.
Oh look a 352 piece break up! Let's go take a nap, watching the Space Console Operator work always makes me so tired.
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A "Jewish Space Laser" is when you receive oral sex next to a window and try to hold a magnifying glass steady enough for the beam of sunlight from the window to light all 8 candles on the menorah.
I gave my wife a jewish space laser yesterday but she couldn't light'em all.
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song from the creators of the popular All Your Base Are Belong to Us. This one's about space robots.
We are the space robots, we are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.
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