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Someone who reads only romance books is because the lack of romance in he/her life. They are either lonely and want to experience thru other people stories.
I only read romance books, but in reality, I'm feeling lonely in a world of love stories.
A chicken.
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A cry to alert hens.
:Oh, you're so generous, wook books, laying me so many eggs midwinter.
:gaining attention of hens WOOK BooOOK!!
Bog Book- (North Irish) A book you take to the toilet with you to pass the time. Usually a favourite book or the one you happen to be reading at the time. While most who take a Bog Book to the lavatory will also take a newspaper or a laptop, Only actual books can have the term applied. That said, some scientists believe that Laptops and Newspapers serve much the same function in the same situation. Kindle users however, are just pretentious cunts and would be advised to do everyone else a favour and flush their overpriced nonsense down the shitter from whence it came.
"Man, I'm touchin' cloth here- Have you seen my Bog Book?"
A children’s book that is between a picture book and a chapter book in size and word count.
Evan graduated from picture books to prechapter books!
When you shit in a library book and light it on fire then piss it out then you return that book to the library wait for somebody to find the pages I had to shit on it and close it in that nerds face
Haha you shit in that mexican book