Piano Cat

Can we all remember arguably the greatest meme of all time? Piano Cat was Earth's heart and soul, and no I dont wanna hear about "actually, tetonic plat-" THEYRE NOT! Piano Cat is THE meme. Please give a round of plause for Piano Cat. Rest in peace.

Random dude: hey did you hear piano cat di-
Everyone: SHUT UP YOU PIECE OF SH*T! (Rip piano cat)

Samson Cat

Amazing feats of strength performed by common house cat.

A regular cat moving or knocking something that seems that a cat couldn't move like a table or tv set

I thought I closed the sliding doors enough so the cat couldn't get out, But yet the cat is on the porch!, I dunno we must have a Samson cat.

who knocked over the Tv? Must of been Samson Cat cause no one else was home.

sussy cat

A cat that is sussy. like Literally a cat that is sussy.

smaller kittens must be referred as smol sussy cats.

Oran is the sussiest of the sussy cat.

momma-cat

verb

1. To grab someone by the back of the neck with a pinch and drag them around.(like a momma cat).

2. To manhandle someone by the neck to get them to do what you want.

That bitch wouldn't cook me dinner so i had to momma-cat her ass back into the kitchen!

brush the cat

When Angela masturbates

I can't go out Thursday because I have to brush the cat.

midnight cat

The name of a black and white pussy cat who loves to sleep and travel back in time using his meow machine. He also loves eating whiskers and is often known as fat cat. He is cute and lovely looking although if you don't give him what he want's he will rip your jugular out with his claws and drink the blood running out of your throat.

I'm, very scared of Midnight cat. I didn't feed him and he is trying to get me. Help! I'm hiding in the bathtub he will be here soon help ahhh he found meeeeeeeeee

Ground Cat

A cat found on the ground.

Another variation is Ground Kitten.

"Wow, that's a nice looking kitty right there."

"Thanks! She's my Ground Cat."

"What in sweet fuck does that even mean?"

"Oh, I found her on the ground when I was outside smoking."

"What the fuck is wrong with you?"

See the Ground Cats subreddit for more information.