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Breaking up with a person while intoxicated without having any actual intention of breaking up with that person, usually followed by a prolonged period of apology.
I drunk-dumped Sarah last night, and she is pissed.
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Beware of drunk homosexuals, they may commit hate crimes. Drunk homosexuals will eat the rich and plan world domination, although they don't have to be drunk to do that.
Beware of Bakugo, he's a drunk homosexual. He could commit a hate crime!
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A state of pure annoyingness that is reached after you have drank so much milk that everyone around you has to comment on it. Usually happens after three or four glasses of 2% milk.
Vicky: Golly, yesterday Emmanuel drank a whole 2L pint of milk by himself, I couldn't stand him anymore!
Jules: I know, he gets so annoying when he's milk drunk, smh.
No one:
Renaud: As-tu vu, Amir ont leur propre marque de pita!
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while drunk, sending out emails, drunk dials, Facebooking, texting, and uploading crazy pics, all from your smartphone.
Better keep your phone in the car before you hit the bar, You don't wanna do any drunk teching tonite.
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Consuming anything with a caloric content that contains 0% alcohol while enjoying a nice buzz causing oneself to become sober and as such "Drunk in Reverse"
Well I had a good buzz going but then SOMEONE decided to get pizza and all those carbs got me drunk in reverse. I am so full I can't fit any more beer in my stomach and I'm starting to get the horribles. I need a stiff drink stat.
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A chick that you would fuck or "do" only under the influence.
"I'm thinking that Jessica chick is a Diddly Do." "Hmm. Only after a couple drinks.. a Diddly Drunk I'd say."
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describing the union between two individuals under the influence. the individuals must act married every time drunk, otherwise would be in violation of section 23498023 of the constitution, stating that drunk-marriage is legally binding and failure to act accordingly is punishable by drunken-name calling. In drunken-marriages with one male and one female, the male must pay for drinks for the female while under the influence, but is not obligated to when sober. the female is required by law to not be a bitch while under the influence, but by all means has the right to while sober.
oh yeah, the female must put-out.
Dan- "Why is Jackie being such a bitch tonight to Dave?"
Steve- "Dude, they're drunk-married, she has to act that way"
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