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When your fart is too wet for comfort. You also question if you shat your pants or not.
The Taco Bell from dinner gave me a sketchy fart. I now have streaks in my underwear.
Unfortunate ‘loading’ interruptions while watching Netflix.
I was really getting into that movie when I had to wait for a flixx fart.
A fart so bad it smells like a mummy stuffed with cat shit. Known by its spicy, yet musty smell of lingering death.
JESUS! That stinks, it smells old like you dug it up and took a shit on it, its Ramse's the fart!
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A loud, long fart as if it was coming deep from your gut, often may feel like you have to shit but only air comes out, followed by a feeling of relief.
Mathew thought he had to take a shit but when he sat on the toilet he passed a huge gut fart.
An old timey way of saying Fuck You
oh a fart on you Mr. johnson
Being awesome enough that when you fart, it sounds like the music from the old spice swagger commercial.
That guy is so ballin, he has swagger farts.
The sweet nectar of Shawna’s butthole that comes in air form. This is also known as a butthole queef.
Shawna Fart: Shawna eats Taco Bell then she farts then sharts then queefs.
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