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Getting your cooter vigorously ate.
“let’s play the shark game, I eat you scream”
a sexy shark product that can only be bought in PipstarShark, a water bottle that has a heater, a button that plays a prerecorded hydrate and a straw that is shaped like a dick, and a note that says: "Don't refund or give a bad rating or else you get kidnapped 💋💋💋" Love, -Pipstar-
my shark waterbottle is cool
A national holiday every sunday celebrating silky sharks
Tom: What day is it?
Edd: Silky shark sunday
Tom: OH NO
National holiday every Friday celebrating Frilled sharks
Matt: Yo what day is it?
Frank: Its frilled shark friday dawg
Matt: HELL YEAH
Hugely hung. swims in, conquers and swims out. Overuses teeth. Only speaks french (Canadian)
I was sharked by a Canadian last night. I'm on the hunt for a Canadian Shark.
The act of vomiting.
Where did your buddy go? He's in the bathroom barking for sharks after that last shot.
A national holiday every Tuesday celebrating tiger sharks
Jim: What day is it?
Ron: Its tiger shark Tuesday!
Jim: Thanks!