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Bucket of burned assholes

1. Someone who smells like a bum.

2. Something that smells nasty.

3. Something that looks disgusting.

1. Crystal came over smellin' like a bucket of burned assholes.

2. When I opened the door of his trailer it was like I got hit in the face with a bucket of burned assholes.

3. I'd have ate but I didn't know she was gonna' bring me a bucket of burned assholes.

by MatthewKastor October 14, 2009


Asshole was sucking buttermilk

Can be a noun and verb bass upon context.
The act of your asshole uncontrollably quivering to hold back an explosive, juicy, wet, diarrhea-filled colon. The reason it is quivering is usually from extreme beer drinking and not wanting to hit the bathroom until the last minute. Or, when you first get up in the morning and you just have to hold the quivering back until you just can’t wait any longer.

Man, that chick at the party was hot. We had several rounds of beer and our conversations we going great but I had to break away to hit the bathroom because my asshole was sucking buttermilk and I just could not hold it any longer!

by Texas Shithouse Poet August 12, 2019


number 1 asshole

One of your very good friends that will say what he is thinking at any moment in time. Often, his name is Bobby.

You can’t be a number 1 asshole. The slot is already taken by Bobby.

by Trex1980 June 25, 2018


Shit in my asshole

When doing a threesome have someone open your ass and when they do scream “SHIT IN MY ASSHOLE” while the other one proceeds to shit in your asshole

SHIT IN MY ASSHOLE SELINA GOMEZ

by Niggajuic May 2, 2019


Pop Goes The Asshole

When you stick a balloon in someone's asshole, and blow into it until it pops.

Liza and I played a sweet game of Pop Goes The Asshole last weekend, it was so hot!

by skiddleywhiffers August 27, 2016


4 ringed asshole

Audi driver

That 4 ringed asshole just cut me off

by Skyji December 15, 2019


Urban Dictionary Asshole

Someone who thumbs down everything no matter what.

Person 1: What an intelligently written and clever definition. *thumbs down* LOLOLOLOL.

Person 2: You're an Urban Dictionary Asshole.

by Tubbyman October 24, 2010

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