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When you encounter someone so heavenly that you get an erection
Dude she gave me a wicked angel boner
One who tries to find your porno stash like your mom dad ect
Last night my mom was all over me she's a total boner hunter
a medical condition restricted to male's caused by abnormally large erections that very suddenly drain all the blood from the brain when it's required to erect the penis inturn causing the patient to loose concousness.
So the doctor finally diagnosed my problem bro, he says it's a clear case of boner narcalepsy| , I geuss your mom was right man!
Someone who is exceedingly ugly or repulsive that you can't possibly be attracted to them. Turning off the lights won't even help this person.
Dude, this chick I saw last night at the club was so ugly, she was boner resistant!
A boner that occurs when you witness something so impressive that it turns you on because you wish you could do it to. Not necessarily sexual.
Person 1: Hey Ben! How’s your jealousy boner?
Person 2: My what?!?!
Person 1: Your jealousy boner that you got after you watched Josh eat that mixed kebab without spilling anything!
Person 2: I’m leaving...
When you pretend you are turned on by somthing, but are really hit fakeing it.
"Wanna see me swallow a squirrel"
"You're giving me such a sarcastic boner rn"
just like real ones, they can be given or received.
Tauni gave me a huge brain boner this afternoon.