Checking your own oil

When a man is able to fold his penis back and stick it in to his own anus.

Have you ever heard of checking your own oil? I'm sure Ron Jeremy has done it quite a few times.

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im going to check you

I'm going to check you meaning in physical violence or lying through your teeth.

"im going to check you" rita when I see you!

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can you check me?

when a girl asks a friend or s/o to look and see if she has period stains on her pants

-"hey can you check me?"
-"yeah, you're good"

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Fact check your ass

To use Google to go through all the B.S. that people are saying.

Hey, the headline on the news is "Bat Boy Lives!". You really should fact check your ass!

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toll-booth brake check

The act of tapping the breaks when going through a toll-booth after you see the speed limit or stop sign. Even though you have absolutely no intention of stopping.

Dude, today I rear-ended the guy in front of me because he performed an unnecessarily long toll-booth brake check.

Checking your maple syrup

It’s when someone catches a homeless man jerking off a dog while going out for pancakes

Checking maple syrup
When someone catches a homeless man jerking off a dog when goo out for pancakes

I was going to meet my mom at ihop but then saw a guy checking your maple syrup

National Check-Up Day.

April 27th- National Check-Up Day.
Check-Up Day is when you make sure to double check on a friend, bestfriend, neice, cousin, sibling, parent, teacher exct; Whether they have a smile on their face or not. A smile doesn't show everything in a person nor how they are feeling. Just make sure their okay and if they are not, Cheer them up!! Brighten a day of soemones up. I think this National Day should be spread around the world so many in depression or tough things going on in their life can be checked up on and some or hopefully all of their problems can be solved and they can vent out to you (if okay with you).

Friend one: Hey what's up? What's wrong, Why are you crying?
Friend two: nothing..
Friend one: Come on it's alright you can tell me and i'm here to check up on you. It's National Check-Up Day so I really want to check-up on you and make sure you're okay!!
Friend two: *vents to them*
Friend one: See:), It will all be okay, as I said, It's National Check-Up Day. Never be scared to talk to me, I'll always be here for you or anyone i'll always make sure that their okay and you. I'm always here to cheer you up.