gloryhole child

When somebody so fucked in the head probably due to them being conceived in a gloryhole

Damn did you hear what bro did on the weekend?
Mate: yeah he’s definitely a gloryhole child because nobody’s that fucked

angel child

Typically someone whose last name is Molina; a person who is looked up to by their superiors.

that Molina is such an angel child, she's always right.

Child Abandon

Abandoning a child

Child abandoning is so wrong

middle aged child

A child from the age of 8-12, the annoying age of harassment and dramatic temper tantrums. All they do is eat and try and be the center of attention. They are always out of pocket. They are in the same era as “sticky ipad kids”

You: “Can I have some of your crossiant ___?”
Middle aged child: *shoves entire crossiant in mouth*

You: “Hey would you get off your ipad?”
Middle aged child: *screams* or flat out ignores you

Problem child

A Trouble child

Problem children are evil

Problem Child

Slimmy B's album

Problem Child is fire as fuck!

Problem child

Mpimpi

Mpimpi is one naughty naughty child. She’s a problem child fr