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Calm the fuck down. But nicer🤗
Hey bro, I just watched you trip while you were running like a dumbass. Clam down pork chop.
a clam that has closed on a crab's leg
a crab feels a pain in its leg the cause of this was a crab clam
When she won't open up so you get her in the sauna and started steamin' the clam so she gets hot enough to open up that clam exposing that sweet pink.
Paul couldn't get the cleaning girl to give in, so he coax her to the sauna and once inside Paul started steamin' the clam and had her open up that clam within minutes!
When one has a ostomy and said ostomy breaks and empties into your belly button.
Dave woke from his sleep, to his surprise he had a belly button full of Kentucky clam chowder.
During period sex, pull out, tit-fuck your partner then ejaculate their own blood into their face. Using the blood on the shaft as lubricant is key.
I'm not kinky or anything, but I would let Burt Reynolds do the Manhattan Clam Chowder on my period.
Releasing one's seed within a woman's vaginal canal and proceeding to perform cunnilingus upon the vulva of said woman
Hey baby, mind if I sample the lukewarm clam chowder?
When a body part other than your anus or vagina makes a fart sound. Not to be confused with queef or burp
(noun) Did you hear Brad's belly let out a clam bark when he was doing burpees?
(verb) Ted is really good at clam barking with his armpit.