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A penis that is irresistible to the opposite sex I know a guy named dominic who has the perfect cock
Holy shit well look at that cock
It looks like a banana
Psh it’s the perfect cock
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The pungent residue which remains upon the cock following sexual intercourse with an actor/actress who has performed both a matinee and an evening theatrical performance without bathing in between performances.(aka- two show pussy)
"ooo child, I need to shower off this cock vinegar cuz the bitch was skank and the show was 'CATS'"
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A female who participates in sexual intercourse, on a more than socially acceptable basis.
Darren: Hey mate i got with that Belinda chick last night, she's a mad root.
Thomo: mate, you know she's a bloody cock moth.
Darren: Really?
Thomo: Yeah bud, she's rooted half of Kingston..
Darren: Well i won't go down on here next time then, hey?...
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The "cock and glock" is an iconic sex move where after having sex with your girlfriend (cocking her), you just fucking shoot her in the head with a glock.
Not to be performed. Ever.
"What happened to Stacy?"
"Oh, I cock and glocked her.
"Oh."
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a woman who sucks you so long you have no more juices left in you
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During a class in school or somewhere where you are supposed to stay quiet two or more people must say the word cock as loud as they can without being caught, whoever is able to say it the loudest before the other person gives up wins.
You: Hey do you wanna play the cock game
Your friend: yeah sure let’s do it
You: I’ll go first
Your friend: ok
You: cock
Your friend: Cock
You: COCK
Your friend: nah I’m not doing that you win
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A cock so big when you put it in your wife, it plays the sad violin song from the Titanic.
1. Hey Johnny, can I suck on your Titanic Cock?
2. Damn Manny, can you please slow down with that Titanic Cock? I can hear Jack already...
3. Darn my niGhA dAts WOnn PHAT aZZ CawK
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