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Holy Fucking Ass Crackers

A statement that's made when something is intensely shocking that no other phrase can satisfy the gravity of the situation appropriately.

Jim: Holy Fucking Ass Crackers that dude just totally broke his hand using a shake weight!

Bob: That's what he gets for using a fucking shake weight.

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 November 30, 2010

9πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


white honky gringo cracker

A phrase popular among white history teachers. Used non-deratorily.

Sit down, you white honky gringo cracker.

Any white kid- Yo, Mr. A. What's the shizzle?
Mr. A- Shut up, you white honky gringo cracker.

by Caitlizzle May 13, 2006

33πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


my cracker jack hoe

A best friend that is more than a friend but less than a partner in a way. There always here when you need them an will do sexual favours when needed an/or wanted

Yea thats My Cracker Jack hoe an I'm glad I have them

by Broken hearted lover January 6, 2018


faux urban cracker kid

Cringy white pothead normies in middle school who wear hoodies, say stuff like chill, fax, THOT BEGONE, oof, snack, bruh, squad, gucci, fam and act/talk like 2014 nibbas. usually worship hell-tier rappers like lil pump and cannot have an IQ fit to comprehend originality, roaming the suburbs of american shitholes this present day.

F.U.C.K. them faux urban cracker kids trying to cancerize my twitter feed with their oversaturation of me_irl, roblox and caillou memery

by PorcupineCanadian January 8, 2019


Holy buckets of cheese and crackers

What you would say instead of holy shit or a variation thereof.

"Look at that!"

"Holy buckets of cheese and crackers!"

by Gaarasgirl October 18, 2009

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


What’s cracker lacking dude

It is the way they surfer dudes great each other

β€œWhat’s cracker lacking dude”

β€œNot much, you”

by Madlad420 February 18, 2020

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Privileged Penis Cracker

A derogatory term used to describe a Caucasian male.

"If liberals ruled the world, white men would be renamed to 'Privileged Penis Cracker'."

by Pencil_Head February 19, 2019

1πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž