-A (male) junior in college, with no sexual background or experience, that carries a large set of moobs, who hunts and eats squirrel, and finally loses their virginity then dumps their girlfriend of 2 years for a hideous church loving transvestie.
Kirby is such a Douche McClouche! I can't believe he pulled that adolesent bull.
A person on a web forum who acts like a douchebag.
Socket a/k/a Rockstar a/k/a Coke in a Can a/k/a Joe is an e-douche.
An individual who attempts to buy illegal software at wal-mart.
That douche monger Az tried to buy a yahoo booter at wal-mart.
A vape pen or any other vaporizer devices used by douche hipsters
stop sucking on that douche-flute faggot
A sports bag that has strings to tighten the top, used by kids who think they are gangsta or cool.
kid 1: why the hell are you wearing that ugly as douche bag backpack.
"cool kid": cas i look gangsta man.
kid 1: man im gonna beat your ass that shit is so ugly.
a liquid concoction made of the acidic juice of cranberrys, mixed with vinegar and rock salt, that when loaded into a high pressure squirt bottle and fired into the enflamed vagina provides temporary relief and mild cleansing of said area
"melissa emptied every fruit market in town to mix up her cranberry douche, she went through 60 gallons of wine vinegar too, that bitchs dirty cunt must be on fire"