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More than just a slice of douche.
Person 1: Man, that guy is such a douche loaf.
Person 2: Yeah, he's more than just a slice of douche.
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The act of coughing up and depositing up a large-ish dollop of phlegm in order to lubricate an orifice, usually the vagina or anus. Since mucus is more slippery than plain saliva, it is valued as a sexual lubricant.
That candy-kid raver girl was so totally out of it that I had to give her a phlegm douche just to get it in her butt.
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-A (male) junior in college, with no sexual background or experience, that carries a large set of moobs, who hunts and eats squirrel, and finally loses their virginity then dumps their girlfriend of 2 years for a hideous church loving transvestie.
Kirby is such a Douche McClouche! I can't believe he pulled that adolesent bull.
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A vape pen or any other vaporizer devices used by douche hipsters
stop sucking on that douche-flute faggot
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An individual who attempts to buy illegal software at wal-mart.
That douche monger Az tried to buy a yahoo booter at wal-mart.
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A sports bag that has strings to tighten the top, used by kids who think they are gangsta or cool.
kid 1: why the hell are you wearing that ugly as douche bag backpack.
"cool kid": cas i look gangsta man.
kid 1: man im gonna beat your ass that shit is so ugly.
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