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A fantasy television series, the prequel to Game of Thrones. It's about really angry blond people fighting over an iron chair. It's also got lots of dragons, sex and violence. And the cast is lowkey hot.
Person 1: Who's your favourite character in House of the Dragon?
Person 2: Daemon Targaryen can slam me to the ground and have his way with me.
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Please don't murder hobbo in my game
They ruined my campaign, George, they killed the ally King in the First session, oh god, i don't think i Will ever play a Full dungeons and Dragons campaign
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The act of pissing on someone's face after consuming a large amount of tabasco.
Timmy gave a dragon shower to lisa last week, she couldn't see a thing for days
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The Dragon Rouge is when a girl wants an orgasm during sex while she is in her period. She will refer to the Dragon Rouge by saying that she wants to go to it.
I want to go to the Dragon Rouge.
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When u drag you long, hairy, penis across some niggas face
Damn that nigga just penis dragoned me breh.
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A dragon who likes to play the slot machines. This word was thought up today while playing 'Jade of the Dragon', a slot machine at Casino Aztar in Evansville, IN.
Opal: Here we are at Aztar. Let's hit 'Jade of the Dragon'.
Earl: You big Casino Dragon, you! We're gonna breathe fire all over these other guys.
Opal: (screaming and fire shooting out of her mouth) Let's burn it, baby! This thing is going down!!
Earl: (playfully throws a bucket of water on Opal) Easy, dear, it's only the name of a game, not a real dragon.
Opal: (crying) Poor baby, I expected a real dragon. Well, at least I can do dragon tai chi.
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When a person gives a guy a blowjob, as he is about to ejaculate, he punches them in the nose, ordering his warm load to come straight out through the nose.
Dude, I gave Tiffany a crazy dragon last night. It was awesome!
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