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When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.
7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.
Its a school that smells like cheese and is to crappy for anyone to care about it.
Person 1 - Hey what school do you goto?
Person 2 - Astral Drive Junior High, why?
Person 1 - Andy Fisher, go think of what you just said!!
Driving in a convertible with the top down and a woman in the passenger seat topless.
We when topless driving today pulling up to trucks so they can see my girls big tits.
"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX
"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX
Driving while high as fuck on marijuana.
Do not bake and drive.
The act of inserting both penis and testicles into your partner's orafice of choice.
I thrust a little to hard with the wife last night and had to drive the volleyball bus home!
Intentionally driving on the wrong side of the road.
Yeah, last night I got absolutely rinsed and went driving in British to McDonalds.