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a mother fucker who didnt call me two nights in a row because he was “asleep”
f80 dylan is a wigger
A sexual act consisting of a spit roast 3-way where the one bookend plays guitar while the other plays harmonica.
Music fan: things got crazy after the Mumford & Sons show last night. I had a backstage pass, and the mandolin player and singer were giving this one chick a Kebob Dylan. She looked confused, but was going with it.
They are the cutest couple ever and are meant to be together for life
person 1: aww look tatum and dylan are holding hands
Tatum+Dylan are so cute together
Dylan is a real chill guy, ladies he has done THE 69 position and has a lil ahh meat. Dylan also doesn’t shower at nights after working out at school, that is what makes him unique. Overall, he knows how to treat a lady right and knows how to make people laugh, he is also big ash